Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

prostibate

To masturbe to pictures, fantasies, or just simply ideas of a prostitute.

He prostibated after seeing a hot whore while driving home.

by caz March 18, 2003

Prostitate

A prostitute with prostate cancer

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.

by A,marshall February 20, 2009

Prostrate

An alternative word for "prostate," most often used by the gay community. Using this word is often the first sign that someone sucks a lot of dick in his spare time. He also likely does other gay things like put blow up decorations on his lawn to attract small children.

I went to the doctor's today for a prostrate exam. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be until I realized he had both his hands on my shoulders 🤔

by lawyerssuck February 1, 2023

Prostrape

when you go in for a prostate exam but the doctor isn't a doctor but is in fact a homeless man and is balls deep in your corn hole.

that homeless guy named joe gave me a prostrape exam

by mighty meat wad February 22, 2018

prostifake

Imposing as a prostitute

Did you know that the bitch don't really be bustin dates she's a prostifake

by FACE'SCOOKiE November 21, 2024