poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.

Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.

by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015