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Pronger

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.
Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"
by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011
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pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 10, 2009
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In the underground, as in: warez, vcdz, etc. it means that a group is releasing something that has already been released by somoneone else, but the new release is somehow better than the previous one or ones.
Centropy's propered release of The Matrix Reloaded kicked the other releases ass!
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podgered

To have sexual conquess with a lady. Scottish vernacular
I've just podgered a wee burd
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I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.
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pronger

A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.
The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.
by Scuba Steve the baldy January 6, 2008
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Pronger

Pronger - (v) the art of stealing something of sentimental value from someone so they can't enjoy it.
Also used "Prongered" "Prongering"
Hey, isn't that Stanley's favorite cup over there? I've always wanted that cup. i'm going to go Pronger it before anyone notices.
by Lindros97 June 12, 2010
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