two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 8, 2015

Pronad

Being a professional penis {a dick}

you are such a Pronad

by 58 gb July 28, 2011

Ponga Donga

Ponga Donga is an overweight black and white cat with big round yellow eyes.

Look at that cute Ponga Donga over there.

by Burito Dudeeee August 17, 2017

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015

pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

prongass

someone who has an ass that sticks out so far that it has a a point

man, look at the prongass on that one

by Ray July 10, 2003