profucktive
profucktive by emilyadelfish September 25, 2019
Profucktive
Profucktive by Kiriguyha October 20, 2020
Profucktive
A person who was really productive while having sex. A real go-getter in bed. Someone who was eager to please the person they were with.
Profucktive by Cece Angel August 30, 2026
Productive Procrastination
Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
Productive Procrastination by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023
prozucktive
pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.
Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.
Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>
prozucktive by aussieborealis July 23, 2011
Something Productive
What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.
Get a life.
Something Productive by ???? 20 July 3, 2008
productive procrastination
n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
productive procrastination by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002
Word of the Day on March 7, 2011
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