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Procreation

Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Procreation is essential to the survival of all mammals including Humans.
by Always striving for Accuracy August 29, 2019
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procreabitate

a couple living together and having a child or children without being married.
Sometimes it's better to procreabitate instead of rushing down the aisle, only to later regret it when the kid grows up to hate his parents for always fighting with each other.
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The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
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Procrastefficient

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.
Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.
by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007
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Procrasterbation

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
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procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
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Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
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