Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 09, 2011
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 02, 2010
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Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
by NKH June 11, 2009
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Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 04, 2012
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Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel February 05, 2012
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I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
by edeninoctober September 02, 2016
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Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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