Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009

procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

procrasturbate

1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.

2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.

I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.

by spizzman November 30, 2004

Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrastidate

(noun)

1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)

(verb)

2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.

1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.

2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.

by qnix February 6, 2006

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005