Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Procrapinate

–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.

Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.

by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

by Rikstir February 5, 2014

Procarious

A financial negotiation term. When the procurement department of a company creates a precarious situation.

I went in hoping to get the contract signed, but then the finance guys showed up and it got totally procarious.

by The E Train March 25, 2010

Rectal Prolapse

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

by Stonkle September 21, 2021