Pro-Boner

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.

A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner

by KevMack July 30, 2009

Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 16, 2019

Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 02, 2015

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

pro-boner

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.

"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"

by Roxas/Misa August 11, 2009

beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words

you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

by asdf+9874253 November 28, 2010

Pro-boner

The best boner you ever had.

Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.

by Marileina January 11, 2008