Pro Boner 

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

Pro Boner by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

pro-boner 

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.

"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."

pro-boner by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011

pro-boner 

When a prostitute gives their service for free.

If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.

pro-boner by Bobojoe December 19, 2010

Pro-Boner 

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.

A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner

Pro-Boner by KevMack July 29, 2009

pro-boner 

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.

"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"

pro-boner by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

Pro-boner 

The best boner you ever had.

Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.

Pro-boner by Marileina January 9, 2009

beast-pro-boner 

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words

you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

beast-pro-boner by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010