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pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
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pro-boner

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
by Bobojoe December 19, 2010
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Pro boner

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.
"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014
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Pro-Boner

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.
A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner
by KevMack July 29, 2009
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pro-boner

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.
"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"
by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009
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beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words
you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner
by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010
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Pro-boner

Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.
by Marileina January 9, 2009
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