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phildo

adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.
Nick pulled a phildo last night.
He's acting like a phildo
by Hans Beaverman December 12, 2003
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Phildo

a name sometimes given to a woman's vibrator
Jen was so happy when she arrived home to an empty house so she could use Phildo.
by Tommytool August 31, 2010
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Phildo

A general douchey character that has no negative or positive effect on society. These people go through life fucking up little things and never really adding things to society. You can usually get a Phildo to enter into a stupid bet pretty cheaply.
We paid Phildo $20 to go sit on the park next to a hot bitch where there were 5 open benches. Then we called him on his cell phone and made him act like he was talking to his gay lover.
by lellowyedbetter January 15, 2009
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phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass
I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."
by daddy March 9, 2004
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Prilogy

Diminutive term reserved for discussing the Star Wars prequels. Originally created to help the more asthmatic Star Wars fans vent their rage without wasting too many precious breaths.
"Star Wars was really cool until that fucking prilogy came out and ruined it for everyone."
by Tostificated March 11, 2010
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Phildo

1. A person whom acts or participates in a laughable, foolish or bombastic manner.

2. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

3. Creepy McGee AKA: Creepy McCreeperton
Co-Worker: OMG Did you see what Phildo just did?

Phildo: Whats the biggest Chicken you have ever seen?

Phildo: Whats the blackest M&M you have ever seen?
This list goes on... Feel free to make up your own.

OMG you are such a Phildo!!

Where is my Phildo?

Phildo: MMMMMM CHILI!!!!!!!!!!
by F2theEroX June 12, 2008
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Pildo

Freezing a fresh piece of human feces and using it as a dildo on your significant other.
I knew she was dirty but who would have thought freezing a piece of shit and jamming in it in her twat like a pildo would send her into ecstacy.
by The Rick Nasty Clan November 1, 2003
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