Prildo 

A hybrid between a Prick and a Dildo.

Shane has Prildo stuck far up his ass.

Prildo by patsfan2295 February 10, 2010

Prildo 

A term for someone who is both a prick and a pussy dildo at the same time. Usually used jokingly.

Man you drank the last beer and took the last girl to bed? You're a friggin prildo.

Prildo by Lord of the Mic June 24, 2017

Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female

My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.

Pildo by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019

Prilosec 

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP

Consume prilosec

Prilosec by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Phildo 

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

Prilldough

A foul smelling, doughy, smagma like paste that forms underneath the foreskin after several days of being exposed to salty ocean water, and not being able to shower.

Mark, a boatswain by trade, had been working tirelessly on board a fishing vessel during heavy seas without sleep, and without showering. On the third day, when the weather finally eased, Marks cabin mates noted a foul smell inside their living quarters even after they had all showered. Threatening Mark with steal brushes and rubbing alcohol, Mark was forced to the showers, where, after struggling to peel back his foreskin, noted the foul smelling build up of Prilldough. Once cleaned, Mark went on living the Plug Life of a sailor.

Prilldough by Ukey Joe September 15, 2009

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.

that man is a phildophile!

phildophile by MG2351 June 3, 2009