Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 28, 2009

Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012

Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 4, 2019

Pretzel

a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.

wow

its a pretzel.

by lol stop February 17, 2019

Pretzel

A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.

Timmy Wallnuts does some crazy pretzels in the snowboard park

by Chronicskier March 17, 2009

Pretzel

(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.

A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!

by Alarick October 1, 2006

Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003