Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.

From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.

by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018

Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Presentao

1. Puerto Rican word for someone who gets involved in something that's none of their business 2. A "nosy" individual

Deja de estar mirando lo que hacen los besinos, canto de presentao!
Stop trying to see what the neighbors are doing, you freaking nosy-ass!

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.

by Stilgar January 4, 2009

Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 12, 2009