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on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
by itretard June 1, 2018
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Stay Premium

A phrase which is often said to a male that does not pursue or hook up with a certain female because;

* It is the sister of one of your friends.

* Your friend has already made his intention known that he is trying to get in with her

* You already have a girlfriend

* It might piss off someone that you know

* You put bro's before hoe's
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James: John's mum is looking at me like she wants to screw me hard!.

Bill: Stay Premium Bro, it's not worth it.

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Jim: His sister was all over me last night.

Frank: Did you fuck her?

Jim: Nahh, I Stayed Premium man.

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(Example of Staying Premium)

Bryan: Come on cuz lets go to the movies.

Bob: But I'm just about to cop a root.

Bryan: Fuck man all 6 of us are going come on.

Bob: Alright lets go

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by XxBokixX December 27, 2011
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blue premium bond

+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021
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Preminger

Preminger is amazing!
by m!ra March 30, 2020
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premium mediocre

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.
"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.
by wurmspwn October 24, 2019
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Preminger

Absolute prince boss and slay king has good humor and somewhat sassy attitude but deep down inside he’s really a big softy.

Jobs and hobby’s: being a prince boss, singing songs that slap and loves fashion
Favourite colour: purple
Favourite animal: dogs especially poodles

Hates: simpering simpletons,morons,idiots and cats and probably a lot of other things too…

Relationship status: married to Annelieses mother whom he married to get her riches
“Preminger is an the best character in Princess and the pauper and slays at being a prince boss”
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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Spotify Premium

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.
Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium
by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021
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