premature ejaculation 

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

premature ejaculation by Josh May 3, 2004

premature ejaculation 

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

premature ejaculation by dre dre August 20, 2004

premature ejaculation 

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

premature ejaculation by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

premature ejaculation 

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.

1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.

premature ejaculation by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Premature Ejaculation 

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

Premature Ejaculation by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

premature ejaculation 

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

premature ejaculation by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

premature ejaculation 

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

premature ejaculation by odood19 January 9, 2010