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Premface

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.
Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces
by Garganese August 21, 2013
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Pyeface

To absolutely set fire to money playing crazy ass games with loads of cards.
Oh my god, I've only gone and pyefaced my wages
by Calcscum September 4, 2020
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prefacing

The act of getting extremely drunk or "shitfaced" prior to attending an event. Also known as extreme pregamming.
Dave got so drunk prefacing the party that security wouldn't even let him in the door.
by the heat April 9, 2012
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prefade

when one has a social gathering before the major activity of the evening
We are going over to Reddell's for the prefade this weekend, are you coming ?
by aaron reddell March 1, 2004
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Profacekinator

Profacekinate:
pro-face-kinated, pro-face-kinating, pro-face-kinates, pro-face-kinator

1. Procrastinating on Facebook
2. Being unproductive and being on Facebook
3. Using Facebook as a way to take a looooonng break from homework
1. I am such a profacekinator! Soo bad!!

2. Dude, I totally profacekinated last night!
by kungfupandayolo August 27, 2012
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PieFace_

PieFace is a hot chick on Nonoba, a.k.a Noba. She is a nice and funny girl. Her nicknames include, "PenisFace" "PeeFace" and simply "Pie". PieFace is her name because she says her face looks like pie, and she tastes like pie. PieFace is sometimes outgoing but once you get to know her, POOF! It's magic. The one of the sexiest person I know is her. Look her up on Nonoba, cuz you'll fall in love.
Kid: "OMG! Look at that hawt chick!"

Kid2: "Ohai PieFace_"
by jameslyTheGreato July 11, 2011
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prefame

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.
by Jasper February 24, 2005
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