penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Predickament

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

by QuacksO April 26, 2019