Prayering

The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga

by JokesInHistoryClass April 1, 2017

prayer

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

by dot dot dot... December 28, 2005

prayer

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.

by A-Bag 777 August 12, 2012

Prayers

Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.

Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"

by paleoham November 17, 2016

The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

Prayerful

To be full of prayers.

sarah: hey how ya feelin?
miriam: prayerful, my batmitzvah is tomorrow

by heyfriends September 28, 2011

A Prayer

If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)

Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)

A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.

by CCNeb December 2, 2021