Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010

PowerPorn

Microsoft PowerPoint presentation containing pornographic pictures. Commonly used in workplaces to pass porn through email filters.

Man, IT remote controlled into my computer today, and I couldn't close my PowerPorn fast enough for them to not catch me!

by huffandoback October 30, 2008

powerword

The Powerword: Real Name is one of the most powerful spells in an internet wizard's arsenal. Most people believe that the relative anonymity of the net allows them to indulge their most perverted and unacceptable desires without consequence. However, since these same people are not elite hackers who have taken Computer Science III, they don't realize how easy it is for a highly motivated team of Hackers on Steroids, like for instance Anonymous, GNAA or Bantown, to track down their dox and reveal all to the world.

Revealing to your victim that you know their Powerword: Real Name will cause them to panic, as they suddenly confront the possibility that their Furaffinity posts or the Eagle-Fox hybrid voraphile porn on their DeviantART account could be seen by potential employers. Their typical reaction will be to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING - fortunately, most good trolls take screenshots.

The name is fashioned after D&D, where several high-level magic-user spells are called "Power Words" because they cause a given effect with just a single word (power word kill being the most 1337.)

According to the secret policy document owned by LJ Abuse, but not the actual LJ TOS, using a person's real name on LJ is a suspendable offense.

Of course, this only works if their real name is genuine and not a clever decoy.

-using their handle
Wow, SexySherilyn17F, you certainly are fucked up.
-to using their real name (powerword)
Wow, Tony Sidaway, you certainly are fucked up.

by PW070 January 7, 2018

powermode

performing oral sex on your partner while receiving it at the same time(69).

"and we'll be under the sheets and we'll go into powermode.69 babyy!!"

by powermoder April 25, 2009

powermodel

A successful, generally beautiful, prominent, well-paid model. This is not to be confused with supermodel as powermodels are generally thinner, make less money, and have less staying power. Powermodels include Tyson Beckford, Adriana Lima, Liya Kebede, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Gemma Ward, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Chritie Brinkley, Twiggy, Iman, Jerry Hall, Rachel Hunter, etc.

Is that girl on the cover of Cosmo a powermodel?
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.

Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

powerformer

to repeatedly rub one's scrotum across the forehead of a passed-out drunk. variant of teabag. best performed when the powerformer's pubes are especially aromatic.

Dude, I pulled the dirtiest powerformer on Bobby the other night after he passed out - my greasy pubes left a stinky oil slick on his forehead !

by Jimmy128890 February 3, 2008

powernoid

Description of someone so worried about their carbon footprint that they get totally paranoid about everything they do, especially using electrical objects.

- Hey, how come the lights are out in your place?

- I'm just too powernoid to switch anything on now. One more ounce of juice could be the tipping point for the whole planet.

by klein5 January 18, 2010