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Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010
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putinik

(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.
Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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by Csinaco January 16, 2011
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poutine

A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.
Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!
by Discofunk March 29, 2005
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poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.
Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.
by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014
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Pouting

Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.
Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.
by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009
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Poutined

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)
Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.
by ChiefErik March 19, 2018
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Broke Bitch Poutin'

A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'
by Reno Music Scene December 28, 2011
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