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Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!
<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
by LD December 15, 2004
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Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.
After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.
by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006
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pouring 4

It means that you be sipping on lean/dirty sprite/purple drank
''u be pouring 4? u bout to get dizzy
by Ice Beam December 28, 2017
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Pourn

1. a false past participle of pour, spoken among ill-educated ignoramuses who habitually participate in incestuous orgies.

2. a false spelling variation of porn, often spelt among Yanks who attempt to give a British façade (note the -our).
Person 1: Have you ever pourn a glass of puréed penis upon your penis?
Person 2: Pourn?! Do you prod your johnny up your sister’s cunt?

Person 1 on MSN: Lol! I am looking at pourn.
Person 2 on MSN: Pourn?! Lol! You’re a stupid Yank!
by Tbl Cyka June 22, 2009
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Pouring the coal

To give maximum effort or energy to an event.

To make love with added energy.

To make an engine give its maximum performance.

The train conductor decided to pour the coal to the engine when he went up the hill.
When I saw Sandy last night, I didn't just (make love). I spent 3 hours pouring the coal to her. I had not seen her in weeks!

I made it here in less than an hour. I was pouring the coal to that car.

The engineer wanted to pull more cars, so he told the conductor to start pouring the coal.
by Army Medic September 12, 2013
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Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*
by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018
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Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.
Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.
by Clara Fication June 9, 2016
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