The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Pounds mug.Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight
by gCats December 29, 2014
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He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.
by Forcebot November 12, 2010
Get the 20 Pounds of Sushi Rice mug.A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.
Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018
Get the Dong Pounds mug.Man, when I get back to work I'll have to start going to the gym again- I've put on some serious holiday pounds
by yobrova October 12, 2009
Get the holiday pounds mug.‘Pussy’ Pounds (£P) – The term coined by Jimbinho, referring to money allocated for ‘treating the bird’ on nights out.
A typical phrase may be: - ‘sorry lads, I can’t come to the pub tonight because I have only got 'Pussy Pounds (£P)' left for the rest of the month.’
by QuickBuck February 3, 2008
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