PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

Keep 6 on the ponderosa

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.

Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?

by Coolio1973 September 6, 2018

Ponderosa pounder

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

by Abe simpson October 15, 2020

Ponderosa

commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement

guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome.
guy b: ponderosa!

by Latty November 18, 2003

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018

Ponderosa

A smelly smell that could have been avoided with the help of general hygienic practices.

You:"My homegirl be smelling like something died"

Me:Me "you mean smelling like some ponderosa?"

by Weird12u May 17, 2019

Ponderosa Steak

The markings left on the vulva when a girl removes her fishnet stockings.

Those fishnets left your beef curtains looking like a Ponderosa steak.

by djp1337 November 27, 2023