"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.
by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009
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by GSBJim July 26, 2010
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any given situation in which you are really not ashamed to bang any girl that comes along, take any shot you might get that night. (longer timerange requires more experience) sometimes shows signs of self-destructive behaviour.
Dude: "Omg, you just pounded the worst chick at the party last night! Gross! No poundaries, mate, seriously! You should be tested!"
Other Stud: "Oh f* myself, it still burns like hell. But one more for the score. UP TOP!"
Other Stud: "Oh f* myself, it still burns like hell. But one more for the score. UP TOP!"
by Jack Blackage May 9, 2011
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It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.
It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.
by Titbiscuit September 13, 2009
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Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
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Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".
by TinselTits January 6, 2010
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