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A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.
Tim: "Where's Johnny?"
Frank: "He went to bed"
Tim: "What a pouch"
Pouch by OzzieBloke February 1, 2008
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A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7
pouch by Weeeeees December 30, 2007
To put an object in your pocket in a sneaky way. Can also mean to eat junk food fast.
Etienne was a the dentist signing some consent forms.

Etienne: "Hey, this pen is nice. Can I keep it?"
Receptionist: "Sure, whatever".
Etienne pouches the pen.

-I just pouched this poutine.

- "Dear sir, I would like to offer a $5.00 Tim Horton gift card as a thank you for waiting today".

"Great, I'll pouch that".
pouch by ironllama1 January 13, 2017
as i blew my load, i heard, "pouch"
pouch by butt muncher December 16, 2002
let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.
pouch by slangaroo November 19, 2021
A bandicoot's clitoris
Tawna has the most attractive pouch I have ever seen.
pouch by ScarceWindow180 September 5, 2024