Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

Pouch

A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.

Tim: "Where's Johnny?"
Frank: "He went to bed"
Tim: "What a pouch"

by OzzieBloke February 1, 2008

pouch

A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7

Get in the pouch, bitch.

by Weeeeees December 30, 2007

pouch

To put an object in your pocket in a sneaky way. Can also mean to eat junk food fast.

Etienne was a the dentist signing some consent forms.

Etienne: "Hey, this pen is nice. Can I keep it?"
Receptionist: "Sure, whatever".
Etienne pouches the pen.

-I just pouched this poutine.

- "Dear sir, I would like to offer a $5.00 Tim Horton gift card as a thank you for waiting today".

"Great, I'll pouch that".

by ironllama1 January 13, 2017

pouch

the sound made while ejaculating

as i blew my load, i heard, "pouch"

by butt muncher December 16, 2002

pouch

house, abode, home

let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.

by slangaroo November 19, 2021

pouch

A bandicoot's clitoris

Tawna has the most attractive pouch I have ever seen.

by ScarceWindow180 September 5, 2024