Potartoe

a mysterious vegetable that is a cross between a tomato and a potato that grows in the human toe.

Oh dude, lets go to The Medic Droid's concert and threw potartoes that i grew in my toe at them!

by NeverShoutAlex! December 20, 2008

poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity

Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…

by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

Popfarts

Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.

Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.

Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.

(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.

Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.

by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017

Potart

A noun that can mean anything and can be used to describe anything. Also known as the most _____ thing ever. But can never be used to describe poptarts

Stop being such a potart!
I totally got with a potart last night

by Most awesome thing ever February 6, 2013

pottarts

pottart (pötârts, pot-tarts): Snacks that you don't remeber consuming when you're too baked (smoking pot, weed, dope, mary-jane.....I swear I didn't inhail)

ie. "Hey man, I could have sworn I didn't eat those. They must have been pottarts."

by Kate March 30, 2004