pitface

When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.

Damn, Daniel's got pitface something awful!!! :-O

by Telephony June 7, 2020

pooface

mild insult that one can use on a friend.

sarah, you're a pooface.

by lethal Rizzle January 28, 2009

Pooface

Can be used when insulting someone without being overly mean, such as close friends.

'Oh Olly is such a pooface!"

by Noodles__ September 25, 2010

pooface enchilada

a bitch made nukka you would never kick it with. one who incessantly poops all over the party and/or gathering. additionally, one may engage in pooface enchilada activities (pea) in any sort of social environment. typically those who like pea all over the place are unaware that others are bothered by this sort of behavior.

"Rosie O'Donnell is the biggest pooface enchilada in Hollywood." - Donald Trump 2007 (direct quote)

by abagg January 31, 2007

Pitface

When a Person gets another Person's ArmPITS on their FACE.

Friend: Did you just get PITFACED?
Person: Yes, I did. That tall girl with the tank top just turned and her Pits rubbed off on my face.
Friend: Damn, do you smell it?
Person: It did smell, now that sh*ts on my face.

by ImAnonymousPerson June 28, 2010

pooface

a triangular shaped head with a partial brown hair type covering, usually attached to the top of a short fleshy tower.

Poofaces are indigenous to Kitchens and Dairy Queens. Because of their small stature, poofaces can hide in rooms easily. Unlike House Hippos, Poofaces have a more skeletal appearance.

pooface ha ha you looked

by miteaswellfukitol June 29, 2010

Potfaced Wanker

Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.

David is a potfaced wanker, who wouldn’t be able to do anything even if it was handed to him

by GuyFawkes’Child July 14, 2019