Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

It'S a LiTtLe BiT pItChY

A phrase that is used by youtuber Roomie Official and his fans. It's used to describe a song that is out of pitch.

Random person singing

Joel (Roomie Official): It'S a LiTtLe BiT pItChY

by LividCosmos October 7, 2020

patchy twat

A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.

I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!

by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021

Potch

An emo bisexual alcoholic.

“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

Poschyen

Origin of the word is thus far known to be Polwarth (Edinburgh), where a youth gang of 3 members (!!!) brought the word to its current state of fame. The word itself is an abbreviation of a posh wank - masturbation with the use of a condom to avoid major cum spillage and, according to one member of the gang (Heeaada), self fertilisation. The word is believed to have german influences. The word is mostly used by its self, often bawled out without direct relation to the conversation. The provocations for shouting "poschyen" are essentially unnumnbered. Example are a cry of protest but more likely it is used to convey sexual desire towards another human being, animal or object.

"That bird on the balcony is sooo tidy!"
"POSCHYEN!!!"

by Louise Coulter August 11, 2008

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015