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Potatoist

A person that segregates potato’s based on color in a pan or how they eat them and decides the quality of said potatoes by color this is potato racism
You are a potatoist a racist against potato's
by Anti potatoist May 30, 2022
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potatoing

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016
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potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".
"I'm fucking potatoed..."
by Hannah R June 1, 2005
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potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato
- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing
by Bastien April 28, 2008
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Potatoism

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming
Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”
by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018
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Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.
Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism
by Babyygoose May 10, 2018
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fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.
@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

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Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed
by Rob9001 February 7, 2010
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