meat and potatoes man

A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.
Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."

Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"

Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."
by Marie717 June 3, 2016
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Outer Space Potato Man

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.
by WHOM? September 25, 2009
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When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
by Molly February 1, 2005
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Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.
Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”
by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021
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Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018
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Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|
by ØnØ November 30, 2021
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