Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.

Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head

by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023

Potato head

A very smart human being, also very handsome. A potato head gets all them hoes.

That guy must be a potato head, because he is a woman magnet!

by TheBestPotatoHead March 26, 2017

potato head

Racial slur to Irish people

Hey potato head! Stop yapping and get back to work!

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

Potato Head

one who allows the mass between his ears to boil, soften and become mashed.

Smart? Oh really? Well, I think he is just a potato head.

by Pebbles Marin March 6, 2005

potato head

Oversized growth extended up from the shoulders of Shawn Eby, where his head would of gone had he been born human. Or not the product of a sick scientific experiment cross breeding a potato with Billy Joel's sperm.

"Oh my God mommy, what is that" Look away from the awful, mutated potato head before it burns your eyes.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021