posuer 

A cooler sounding way to say poser.

Poser meaning someone who wants to be something that they aren't.

The word posuer is often used by people who are stupid and thiink that they are better then the rest of the population because they are not a posuer. Usually they are.

OMG, she is such a posuer... she is NOT punk.

posuer by youXdunnoXme June 17, 2005

posuer 

the poser way of spelling poser

only a psoer spells poser like posuer

posuer by The Boys name is Rasputin he a hard MF to get rid of March 28, 2007

HIM posuer 

A person who decides they are punk/goth/emo, because they listen to HIM. They can only name about three songs. They only own their most recent CD. There other musical perference is proably rap.

"He drew heartagrams on his white bermudas. What a HIM posuer."

HIM posuer by Hope Leigh June 9, 2007

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

bud posuer by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

Green Day posuer 

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

Green Day posuer by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006

Green Day posuer 

Teens who tend to like Green Day because of their latest hit CD, American Idiot. Barely listens to other tracks on the album other that 1,3,4, and 11 (American Idiot, Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wake me up when September ends.)
Characteristics (sp?) of Green Day posuers;
- doesn't know Dookie
- doesnt know what E.B.P.M. is
- has no idea what F.O.D. means
- thinks American Idiot is their first album when actually, it is their seventh album (excluding 1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours, International Superhits! and Shenanigans)
- thinks Green Day has only been around for about the last 4~5 years.

Well, they're some of the characteristics. There's tons more to recognise a Green Day posuer.

It is very hard for us, real Green Day fans to not to scream at them until their ears bleed, slap them and tell them to go listen to Kerplunk.

If you know;
- who wrote 'My adventure with Green Day'
- and what the story is about
- what was the first song Billie Joe wrote, and what age he was when he wrote the song
- the three main members' current marital status, and their children
then at least I know that you know a bit more facts then those Green Day posuers.

Green Day posuer by x.GreenDay..love.x April 4, 2008

not posuer 

someone who is not posuer who doesnt try to be something there not.

Jeff Baraff is not a posuer when it comes to being a jew nd goth but is one when it comes to jps

not posuer by knee March 3, 2005