postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

by steve1979 June 8, 2011

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018

postpartum pounds

a condition in which a woman puts on weight after giving birth to a child due especially to overeating and lack of exercise.

After giving birth to her first child, Sara gained postpartum pounds.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

POSTCARES

Mailing solutions

POSTCARES solve a myriad of mailing vows.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

PostPartum Exfixiation

when an Adult child is being suffocated by their mother.

Her mother has so much control of her life that She Suffers from Post Postpartum Exfixiation.

by Rocky Trio October 31, 2012

postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016

Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.

That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away

by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023