poster

Parent over shoulder abbreviation. Used as a disguise for POS.

John: POSTER?
Jim: nope

Jake: POSTER
Jack: ok

by Fredy June 2, 2005

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)

"Hey guys, let's go postering!"

by Postering August 30, 2007

Posterized

To make a move on another athlete that makes them look bad.

Steve posterized Jeff when he dunked over him.

by Brian Pettit September 25, 2006

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

Posterize

To sexually “destroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.

What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.

by Megafart55 February 11, 2020

poster

an ugly little boy that looks like a girl. usually has an ogre looking girlfriend, and loves to call people rude and aweful names. all together he is a bad person..

"OMG, dude you're being such a poster right now."

by olgga January 23, 2008