postboning

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

by Parog June 2, 2008

postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

by qwertys February 27, 2014

Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011

postponed

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

Post Bone

That moment after you fuck someone really good

I had to clean myself up Post Bone

by computerqwerty May 27, 2018

Postroned

When an event or activity has to be postponed until after the the COVID-19 Pandemic has recessed.

The music festival has been postroned indefinitely.

by Dakotaa46 April 6, 2020

postponement

the action of postponing something; deferral.

The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020