Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
Get the Man Positioning System mug.by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
Get the Bacon Positioning System mug.When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
by JedBartlet May 16, 2018
Get the Harry Politicing mug.Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
Get the GPS (Global Positioning Steven) mug.Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006
Get the Penis Positioning System mug.That new <halfway decent pop band> song is really positivising. It makes me want to increase my fiscal output by 15% per annum!
Mike is infectiously positivising: just being around him is motivational.
Mike is infectiously positivising: just being around him is motivational.
by Fruitbat August 1, 2012
Get the Positivising mug.A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013
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