Something extremely gay that the British columbia education people tried to make graduates do over a 3 year period.
It has seem to become an insult...just say thing word "portfolio" brings many angry faces, harsh swearing, and the worst human trait...lazyness....
I sometimes tend to think it was created only to prove nowadays youth as useless and subliminally show kids how they fail at life if they do not complete the "aspects". Therefore, there will be more jobs for the generation ahead as we would not be able to get jobs cuz we either didn't graduate, or just lost motivation due to the feeling of helplessness delivered by this object.
It has seem to become an insult...just say thing word "portfolio" brings many angry faces, harsh swearing, and the worst human trait...lazyness....
I sometimes tend to think it was created only to prove nowadays youth as useless and subliminally show kids how they fail at life if they do not complete the "aspects". Therefore, there will be more jobs for the generation ahead as we would not be able to get jobs cuz we either didn't graduate, or just lost motivation due to the feeling of helplessness delivered by this object.
1)Oh no, I can't hang out. I have to work on my PORTFOLIO TO GRADUATE
2)that is so PORTFOLIO
3)Go suck a portfolio, i portfoliod your mom last night
4) now class, you must complete the aspects of the Portfolio or else you can't graduate, and will fail at life.
2)that is so PORTFOLIO
3)Go suck a portfolio, i portfoliod your mom last night
4) now class, you must complete the aspects of the Portfolio or else you can't graduate, and will fail at life.
by Alannah D September 9, 2008
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Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o
An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.
Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.
Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
Frank: You said it.
Sam: You sly devil, you.
by Splasshhh April 28, 2008
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The vessel you are still adding your creative genius to, even though you are almost at the SSI golden age.
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HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!
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