Portkey

A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. However, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.

"Sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"

by AVPM September 28, 2009

Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight

You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?

by xndrh1 April 12, 2009

pootley pie

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."

Steven Tyler's favorite pie is pootley pie.

by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014

Portrey

A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites

"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"

by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012

portlethen

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan

Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"

by Sub2Pewdiepie_and_WillNE January 22, 2019

Pootley

Weed.

Guy 1: "Hey man, wanna go smoke some pootley?"
Guy 2: "Ohhh, CHOWA!"

Guy 1: "Down for pooting some pot?"
Guy 2: "Does a shark piss in the ocean?!"

by POOTLEYPOT March 26, 2010

Portly

The most offensive insult one can be called.

I hate that Portly clown!

I'll see you shortly Portly!

by FDippits April 29, 2008