porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011

Porking

The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.

flapping porking

by LaniPlaza November 18, 2013

Porking

When two very fat people have intercourse!

"Hey, honey...You feel like porking tonight?"

by Alex1107 March 5, 2018

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 5, 2007

Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007

porking

Eating a shitload! (Not literally)

Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!

by NSA May 15, 2006

porking

When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.

Wanna go porking motha fudger

by Ninja God October 10, 2005