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Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.
John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."
by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008
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porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
by TonecasT February 3, 2004
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finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013
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Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight
by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009
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porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.
I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?
by Jason November 23, 2003
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Poukens

1.THE best basketball player that the YMCA has ever seen
2. The rarely seen caveman of the Rocky Mountains
Kobe: Yo Poukens, you wanna go play some B-Ball?
Poukens: I don't know if you can keep up with me, I average about 60 points a game
by ThunderFromDownUnder October 18, 2008
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Pesky Porker

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!
by Victra March 6, 2009
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