pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 25, 2003

pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

pork sword

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

by Gump January 25, 2005

pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis

I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip

by LABS November 07, 2005

pork sword

the male penis when used in fighting.

damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!

by sambone! October 23, 2008

pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 18, 2009

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003