Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

Porch Pirate

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011

porch shit

When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.

Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!

Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.

Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Porch Thumper

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.

Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?

by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008