Pope

"Is that old dude the Pope?"

"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"
by MarcusHHHHHHHHHHHH May 22, 2006
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A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.
*Whole continent gets bombed*

Pope: “Oh how tragic.”

*Gets paid for speaking*
by Shookums666 August 19, 2018
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Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.
Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.
by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 20, 2011
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That man who doesn't have sex.
The Pope also doesn't masturbate
by ANON ;D June 15, 2008
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Being super dope, or chill.
Dude Anthony is so pope with his american eagle shirt.
by BK SWAG November 11, 2012
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(v) To pope. The attacking of a person due to their wearing of an unusual hat. A criminal offence, it is one of many different hat crimes.
"The lady wearing propeller beanie was poped by a large mob."

"The pontiff was poped to the ground by an angry woman in 2009."
by XPMB December 28, 2009
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Pope John Paul II died April 2, 2005.

He will be replaced by the end of April
by Chase April 03, 2005
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