pop a squat

When ones friend tells you to have a seat

Hey pop a squat there man.

by Jon&Clayton February 16, 2005

pop a squat

A bastardization of "cop a squat," to sit down.

Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.

Edward: Cop a what?

Vivian: Cop a squat.

This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.

by Jame Gumb November 13, 2007

pop a squat

Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.

Hey, pop a squat over here.

by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014

pop a squat

yardy know its when ya gotta shit and the only way to do it is to squat and pop it out.

MOOOve i gotta pop a squat, brittany get out of my wayy its comin out hot!

by bender j fry August 11, 2018

pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

by Alex Nichols May 29, 2005

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 22, 2006

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 22, 2006