Poopnap

poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"

"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"

by thatmandb April 29, 2010

Poornav

Boy's name from Indian Origin. He's a hardworker and is excellent in life and sports. Kind hearted and caring to everyone and has many friends in school.

Hey that's Poornav!
Do you want to be friends with Poornav?

by prathiba18 February 25, 2022

Poopnant

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

Poolnami

A wave that splashes out your pool during an earthquake.

Dude, I rode the poolnami during the earthquake. Why is Dale in the pool with his board ? He's waiting for a poolnami. Holy Poolnami !

by LadenIce April 5, 2010

pooanator

Cyborg potty user.

The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)

by KrizziKat August 23, 2019

poonannie

A more ebonics equivalent for pussy.

I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!

by textfile232 December 28, 2005

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

by Anonymous November 4, 2002