A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
by Pancakepower June 02, 2011
I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning
by oleteej June 18, 2015
by jfatticus February 11, 2012
When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.
John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"
by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010
Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
Anon: Yo! Tramp....
Tramp: You fucking stink
Anon: I will gamble my car with you?
Tramp:OK. Have you just done some Pootin?
Anon: Yes.. Yes i have
Tramp: You fucking stink
Anon: I will gamble my car with you?
Tramp:OK. Have you just done some Pootin?
Anon: Yes.. Yes i have
by GooeyPootin December 03, 2013
While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin
she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.
she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.
by scruffy February 02, 2024