poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 28, 2005

Poopbutt

A person who just can’t take it to the next level in life, a clown.

My dad would say “you know I didn’t raise no poopbutt’s”.

by Slammer.T. January 19, 2022

poobutton.com

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

Poputt

Derogatory term used by professional wrestler Booker T. No real definition or place of origin exists.

What the hell is that Poputt doing?!
You stupid ass Poputt! I'm holdin' my apple!

by Robert Howard March 22, 2009

poopurtunity

the moment you are able to pass a bowel movement after being constipated.

Ed finally had a poopurtunity once I gave him a fleet enema.

by Bekkkkk January 3, 2008

poopbuttcum

When somebody says something so foul, that you can only use this insult as a last resort.
This statement is even more damaging than poo poo head.

Example:

Jimmy boy: Your dog died, haha loser.
You: HOW DARE YOU!! You sir, are the biggest piece of poopbuttcum, I’ve ever met.

by BigManUncleBowen December 1, 2022

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010