poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010

proptastrophe

any misfortune, mishap, or failure pertaining to props; a prop fiasco

As soon as the truck door opened, I knew we had a proptastrophe on our hands...

by Call a spade a spade September 22, 2010

Pooptastrophizing

The worry about future pooptastrophies that may or may not happen.

I know I’m pooptastrophizing, but I’ve got to get on a plane to Omaha right now and I just ate 2 bran muffins and a hot coffee. I hope I don’t have a pooptastrophe.

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023